From the SaySomethingin laboratory
If you want to become a confident Spanish speaker in the shortest possible amount of time, with absolute certainty of success, it might be a good idea to ask our founder, Aran Jones, to move in next door and work with you every day until you never need to use English again.
One slight problem, though – there’s only one of him!
So we’ve recreated him.
We’ve built an artificial Aran. And the artificial Aran is even better than the real thing in some ways – it never gets tired, it never forgets what you’ve done, it never teases you, it never tells tasteless jokes, it behaves much better in cocktail parties, and it’s available 24/7.
We call it our AutoMagic Spanish Tutor.
It will turn you into a confident Spanish speaker. You’ll be able to join in whenever friends or colleagues are speaking in Spanish, you’ll be able to talk to friends and family in Spanish, you’ll feel comfortable when in Spain on holiday, no matter the setting.
How does it work?
It builds memories for you. It triggers actual synapse formation, so you develop neural circuits which allow you to say things in Spanish.
And it’s simple – incredibly simple.
You just log in, and press play. Then you do what your AutoMagic Spanish Tutor tells you, and when you’ve had enough you stop.
That’s all you ever have to do, and it will turn you into a Spanish speaker.
In fact, you can’t spend time with the AutoMagic Spanish Tutor WITHOUT becoming a more confident Spanish speaker – that’s how well it works.
And you can get started right away.
Just click on the link below this video, and you can test drive the AutoMagic Spanish Tutor for free for 3 days. And if you learn for just 30 minutes total in those 3 days, we’ll reward you with another 7 free days – we love people who really jump in.
Okay, how much does it cost?
A good Spanish tutor is £20 per hour. For each and every hour.
But the AutoMagic Spanish Tutor – which is better-than-Aran level tutoring – is just £30 a month. For as many hours as you like.
In fact, if you’re fast, you can get it for just £10 a month (plus VAT) at the moment.
We’re putting the price up to £30 a month soon, because that lets us invest more in some of the AI improvements we’re working on at the moment – but if you sign up now, we will NEVER increase the price of your subscription.
You can stop any time you like, of course.
But you probably won’t want to, because becoming a Spanish speaker is a LOT of fun.
Are you feeling uncertain?
Not quite ready to take the plunge?
Maybe you’ve tried to learn Spanish before, and it hasn’t worked out for you. Maybe you’re nervous this will be the same.
Here are some of the things that people tell us they worry about when they consider learning Spanish.
I have an abject fear that I won’t be able to understand people who speak to me
This is one of the most common concerns among people considering learning Spanish. But the good news is, it’s something you handle much further down the line, once you’ve already achieved success with your learning. You don’t need to worry about it AT ALL to begin with.
You only need one key thing to be able to understand people who speak Spanish to you – the ability to process the language you’ve already learnt at faster speeds. We take care of this for you by giving you accelerated listening exercises which trigger a neuroplastic adaptation in your brain that makes Spanish speakers sound as though they are speaking slowly and clearly just for you.
Eventually, understanding people speaking Spanish will feel easy.
You’ll still face some nerves, of course – but we solve for those by building your confidence step by step until you’re genuinely ready to use your Spanish ‘in the wild’. Once you’re actually ready, and you’ve proved it to yourself a couple of times, the nerves will fade, until one day you wonder what you were ever worried about.
I’ll feel embarrassed about using my new language (on the fly)
This is absolutely understandable and enormously common – language is such an important part of our sense of self, when we can’t express ourselves easily we feel a very threatening loss of status.
But again, you don’t need to solve for this at first.
It’s a fear that you’re bringing from a long way in the future – as if you’re imagining being thrown into the middle of the Atlantic on your first swimming lesson.
The work you’ll do with SaySomethingin focuses incredibly strongly on developing your ability to speak quickly and flexibly, and you can develop those skills safely, in private, until you know you’re ready to start talking to other people. And then we’ll recommend a careful and gradual progression – starting only with people you know well, one at a time – until you’re absolutely ready to start holding conversations with anyone.
This fear is actually your brain’s way of protecting you from threatening situations. Once your brain knows that you’re entirely ready for those situations, the sense of fear will disappear like morning mist in the sunshine.
I’m afraid I’ll feel stupid or embarrassed because I can’t say what I want, or I won’t be able to pronounce the words properly
The main thing you need to develop a good, natural pronunciation is plenty of exposure to the spoken language, and plenty of opportunities to speak out loud in Spanish – in other words, the very heart of what you’ll be doing with SaySomethingin. We focus massively on the spoken language, so you’ll be given dramatically more opportunities to listen closely – and that’s what gives your brain the input it needs to develop a genuinely impressive, natural accent.
It doesn’t happen overnight, of course – but what you’ll say will be understandable to Spanish speakers from very, very early in the course – and this process will happen naturally, without you needing to do any extra work.
I’m worried that I won’t be able to express myself (fast enough)
You won’t, at first, and that’s okay. Learning isn’t a race. But over time, we’ll get the most important stuff so deeply embedded for you that your speed will increase, and once your speed increases, you’ll get into more conversations, and your range of expressions will grow, until eventually it all feels easy. As some of our learners say, the faster you go the more fun it is.
I’m worried that I won’t be able to understand the grammar
Great news – you don’t need to understand the grammar, any more than you need to understand an engine in order to drive a car. We’ll make sure that you can understand what other people say to you – and we’ll make sure that THEY can understand what you say to them – and that’s all you need. If grammar makes you nervous and you learn with SaySomethingin, you will literally NEVER need to learn a SINGLE grammar ‘rule’.
I don’t know if I’ve got the ability to learn
In which case, you were let down at school. The human brain is the most complex item in the known universe, and learning is its superpower – every single child should leave school knowing that they can learn whatever they want to, whenever they want to. You have that ability too, but the system made you believe that you didn’t, that somehow you weren’t good enough.
Please just try SaySomethingin for a week or two – because once you see for yourself that you CAN learn a new language, you may discover an entirely new confidence in the whole of the rest of your life as well. You are capable of far, far more than you currently believe.
I’m concerned that I won’t be able to spell the words
Two pieces of good news here – first, you won’t need to, because you won’t be learning by writing anything down. You’ll just be speaking, and that’s why you’ll learn faster.
But second, we’ll also show you the words, quickly, and over time you’ll discover that your brain has worked out how to spell them without you needing to do any actual conscious work at all.
So really, do NOT worry about spelling!
I’m worried that I won’t be able to remember the words
This is the difficult thing in most traditional approaches, in night classes and so on – you get long lists of words and you have to try and figure out how to remember them. So I understand your concern.
We’re different. We specialise in memory formation, and we take responsibility for it – it’s up to US, not you, to make sure that you WILL be able to remember the words. And we do it so well that we’re now being used in trials in schools by governments – so you really can trust us on this.
It’s up to us, not you. We’ll get it right for you.
I’m worried that I won’t know what I should do next
This is a problem with a lot of courses, particularly online courses with dozens of options and activities.
It is NOT a problem with SaySomethingin and our AutoMagic tutor!
You log in, you press play – that’s all you need to do. Everything else, we tell you, so you do everything at the right time and in the right order, and that’s a huge part of why we get such brilliant results for you. Just ask the actress Jessica Hynes (Daisy in ‘Spaced’) – she loves AutoMagic, partly because she always knows what she needs to do next.
I don’t know if I can practise every day – and I’m worried that if I don’t, I’ll lose everything I’ve learnt and have to start again
Good news! You don’t need to practise every day.
One of the most unusual elements of SaySomethingin is our expertise in memory formation – and it works so well that when you come back after a gap, you’ll reactivate everything you’d learnt in about half an hour.
We’ve tested this with LONG breaks – even up to 16 MONTHS! And it still only takes about half an hour to get everything fresh and available again.
So really, don’t worry about daily practise. And don’t worry about losing your Spanish – once we’ve built those synapses for you, they’ll be right there in your brain for the rest of your life, always ready to be woken up.
I don’t have much confidence
This also means that school let you down. And that you’ve probably faced some other really tough challenges, or had some things go painfully wrong, and they’ve left you with some understandable scar tissue.
I’d particularly love you to try out SaySomethingin, because successful learning can become part of a feedback loop which would increase your confidence in all the other parts of your life as well.
Because you deserve to have confidence. You’re a human being, you’re as valuable as every other human being, you deserve to be happy, you deserve to feel good.
Learning Spanish successfully could be just the trigger you need – and you’ll know inside the first couple of weeks if it’s working for you or not.
And if you get stuck but want to carry on, our support team will always be there for you – we’ve helped hundreds and hundreds of other people find life-changing success with this, and we can help you as well.
You’ve got what it takes. Just believe in yourself.
I’m worried about people correcting me, or being critical
We can’t guarantee that you’ll never meet any rude Spanish speakers, just as we can’t guarantee that you’ll never meet any rude English speakers. They’re out there!
But the vast majority of Spanish speakers you meet will be delighted that you’re learning their language, especially as the default “shout louder” in English will annoy them far more!
I don’t want to spend time on something I can’t succeed with
No, I quite understand that. It’s a bit like the fear of failure – you doubt yourself, so you don’t want to try, so that you avoid the pain of not succeeding.
But then you have to live with the pain of not succeeding anyway, because you didn’t even try.
How about a week?
Is that a short enough gamble, to find out if you’re capable of learning Spanish?
After a week with us, you’ll know for certain if it’s working or not. If it’s not, you’ve only lost a week – but if it is, you’ve gained a life-changing opportunity.
It’s so massive, where do I start?
This is a SaySomethingin strong point.
You just take the first bite.
And then we’ll show you how to take the second bite.
And every extra word you learn gives you an extra little link to all the Spanish speaking countries all over the World. Just take a few bites, feel that sense of connection growing.
I worry about fast first language speakers
There are three ways you have to prepare for talking to first language speakers.
First, you have to be able to control the conversation, by knowing the right words to say to help trigger the behaviour you want from the first language speaker. This is built into SaySomethingin, so we’ll get it nailed on for you.
Second, you need to practise listening enough to build a wide vocabulary – we’ll show you exactly how to do this, and we’ll give you support and opportunities to use your Spanish in a supportive practice environment.
Third, you need to practise accelerated listening – this seems to be something that only we do, but it makes the world of difference when you talk to first language speakers – some of our learners say it makes them sound as if they’re speaking slowly and clearly just to help you!
Put these three things together, and your fear of first language speakers will gradually vanish.
I worry about using French words instead
Don’t worry about using French words instead. It just makes you sound cool.
Seriously, language interference is common – everybody gets it at some point – and it’s funny – but it doesn’t last for long. The more Spanish you speak, the less your French will interfere with it, until one day it’ll be funny the other way round – you’ll try to say something in French to someone, and a word will come out in Spanish.
I’m desperate to learn, but worried that I’m overstretched and won’t retain anything
There are a few things going on here – let’s try to break them down.
Don’t worry about retaining things – that’s all about memory formation, and that’s our main area of expertise – we WILL build those memories for you.
But you’re overstretched – so you don’t have much time – which might mean that you’re worried about not practising often enough, and also not having enough time to learn.
You can solve for the lack of time by using AutoMagic when you’re doing something else, like washing the dishes, or walking the dog, or on your commute.
And it doesn’t matter how little you do – even five minutes a day will get you to your first Spanish conversation in a year. And as I’ve said before, it doesn’t matter if you have breaks – take as many as you need.
And you feel desperate to learn – so it’s hurting you that it hasn’t fitted into your life yet.
So how about a little experiment? Make a marker in your diary for a year from now, do just five minutes a day as often as you can, and then see how much Spanish you can speak in a year from now.
It might be enough to change your perception of what you can achieve.
The Spanish speakers I know all speak better English than I speak Spanish
They’ll still love the fact that they can use their first language with you. And you’ll love the fact that you feel more deeply tied into and part of Spain, Mexico, Argentina or wherever.
If your friends all speak English, you don’t need to become a Spanish speaker.
But you’ll LOVE it. I promise.
I can’t imagine actually being proficient
This is a frustrating problem for people who only speak one language – until you have the experience of speaking two languages, your brain will tell you it’s impossible.
You can see that your brain’s wrong – you can see plenty of people in the world around you speaking plenty of languages – but it’s just not possible to know for certain that you can do it as well, until you do.
We’ve seen SO MANY people start with the same uncertainty, and end up entirely confident Spanish speakers, who use their Spanish all the time.
You can go on the same journey.
But only by taking the first step.
How much will it cost?
A tenner a month if you sign up before we put the price up to thirty pounds a month. Thirty pounds a month if you sign up afterwards. If you put in a couple of hours a day for three months, that’ll see you having extremely confident Spanish conversations for a sum total of about thirty quid, if you sign up now.
And you can cancel at any time, of course.
What others are saying
SSi is an excellent way to build confidence. It gets you speaking and really works! I’m very grateful to them.Leanne WoodFormer Leader of Plaid Cymru
I’m on a four-month trip to Central America and about 95% of the Spanish I’m using here came from SSi.Rachel HealyCosta Rica
The SSi approach flies in the face of established language learning theory and method – and yet, it works!Tess FitzpatrickHead of Applied Linguistics Swansea University